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I'm a strange hybrid of a creature. One part Jock. One part Geek. I've always been this way, probably always will be. My true passion though, lies in my geekier side. When I was young I would even race from salvation army (or good will) to salvation army (or good will) collecting any and all the encyclopedia's I could find. It wasn't because I had a lack of friends that I was this way...I just simply was. In fact, I was still playing pretend in 7th grade with a few friends as geeky and imaginative as I was. Yes, the kind of pretend were you run around the backyard with a stick pretending your a power ranger.. Moving up in life I found the wonderful world of electronics. They were the most amazing little devices in the world and I broke them all..from television sets, to gameboys, to nintendo 64's and even tamagatchi's. If it had any inner circuitry I sure as shit ruined it trying to turn it into a new toy or a robot. It wasn't until I discovered what lie within the wonders of the internet one christmas eve when the geek exploded within me.
I checked the stocking and what did I find? Why, an AOL disc all shiny and proper. I ran into the computer room (then my parents bedroom...yeah...I looked at porn there too) and popped that disc right in. Before you knew it I was crawling on the back of a 56k snail, ready to rumble. Now, of course in those days there was nothing to the internet but chat rooms, porn, pokemon cheats, and porn (All static images no streaming video....we've come so very far!)
I hung on for the ride though and here I am, a hacker by nature. rocking the broadband, cracking and pirating software, movies, and music like a fiend.
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Name Josh..
Gender Male
Age 20
Location Pittsburgh, PA
Ethnicity Pacific Islander
Interested in Women
Status It's complicated
Quotes "Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood."

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You lick trash cans?!

By SallyFuckinMay on Jan 15, 2009 4:57 am · History

Too bad I'm made out of steel....and can fly.

By SallyFuckinMay on Jan 5, 2009 12:29 am · History

Don't test me boy, I'll absolutely kick your ass.

By SallyFuckinMay on Jan 3, 2009 4:52 pm · History

shut up, i was kidding.

By SallyFuckinMay on Jan 2, 2009 4:23 pm · History

yeah Yeah, You owe me 10 cents.

By SallyFuckinMay on Dec 31, 2008 5:08 pm · History

I want 10 cents for that task. I will also look like a psychopath going around adding random people.

By SallyFuckinMay on Dec 30, 2008 5:15 pm · History

Now I gota ask.. WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?

By WhiskeyBattery on Dec 29, 2008 10:10 pm · History

lol
I see that..

By SallyFuckinMay on Dec 29, 2008 4:25 pm · History

thanks for not denying it :D

By SallyFuckinMay on Dec 27, 2008 6:55 pm · History

Sorry hun
I was busy tappin' your piercer.

By WhiskeyBattery on Dec 26, 2008 8:15 pm · History
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